when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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