I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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