Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Randomize
