But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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