Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So. Much. Porn.
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