I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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