so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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