I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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