You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Go christen that room with your naked body.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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