i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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