My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
