If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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