How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She bit a glass in half.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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