I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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