On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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