Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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