ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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