it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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