I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Fuck appropriateness.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
