You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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