White coat. Heels.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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