So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Randomize