worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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