would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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