He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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