I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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