There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't EVER smell your tampon
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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