i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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