The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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