Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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