I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
These tits shall not be calmed
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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