Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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