oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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