the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
