Whod you bang
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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