Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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