Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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