His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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