Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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