My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Randomize
