your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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