My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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