everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
