When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Who died my cat blue again?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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