When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i dont even know how to be here
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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