hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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