I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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