i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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