apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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