I've blown a few things in my day
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
