I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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