i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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