i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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