Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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