Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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